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"POOPING"
It was 2010.
NL Division Series—
Giants and Phillies.
Game 4 in SF—
Oswalt on the mound in the
bottom of the 9th.
Uribe hit a
sacrifice fly to left field
scoring Aubrey Huff.
All the fans went nuts
at the only playoff game
I’d ever been to.
Sent father-in-law
a text saying “Ooooo-reebay!”—
or I thought I did...
because just before
sent, I saw auto-correct
change it to “Pooping!”
😵
NL Division Series—
Giants and Phillies.
Game 4 in SF—
Oswalt on the mound in the
bottom of the 9th.
Uribe hit a
sacrifice fly to left field
scoring Aubrey Huff.
All the fans went nuts
at the only playoff game
I’d ever been to.
Sent father-in-law
a text saying “Ooooo-reebay!”—
or I thought I did...
because just before
sent, I saw auto-correct
change it to “Pooping!”
😵
Published 7th Dec 2018
Author's Note
Written for the A_Failed_Artist's "Blush" competition.
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- Edited 20th Aug 2024 5:54pm
7th Dec 2018 00:35am
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7th Dec 2018 00:43am
Anonymous
- Edited 20th Aug 2024 5:54pm
7th Dec 2018 1:13am
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7th Dec 2018 1:16am
7th Dec 2018 1:20am
7th Dec 2018 3:01am
Maybe it was trying to tell me I was in a shitty relationship and he wouldn't be my father-in-law for long! 💩
7th Dec 2018 3:30am
7th Dec 2018 7:50am
I don't do much texting
and so not much embarrassing reads for me.
super humorous write -- LOL
and so not much embarrassing reads for me.
super humorous write -- LOL
7th Dec 2018 3:02pm
7th Dec 2018 5:40pm
