Ladies Natural Hand Warmers

The ladies can all have hand warmers,
To help them deal with Winter's chill.
All they need is a man in their life,
Who's willing to bend to their will.

Most men wear pants with two front pockets,
And hand warmers can be found there.
These pockets the women should cut out,
And the men leave their "members" bare!

No matter which pocket the women,
Slide their hand in to get it warm.
They'll find a natural hand warmer,
Their hand will wrap around it's form!