B.A.M. ( Bad Ass Motherfucker )

He Was Doing An Ice Cool Shuffle

Sure To Get Some Feathers Ruffled

He Was Ready For A Bad Ass Rumble

Mumbling About A Tumble Stumble

Giving The Sidewalk Lip So Ripped

He Slipped And Then Leaning Tipped

And Like An Ice Cream Double Dipped

Then Got Up Ready To Shoot From The Hip

A Drunk Skunk With A Dark Reputation

Normally Keeping Himself In Deep Isolation

Some Creature In Public Seen As Aberration

Denying Any Cry Of Accusation Or Allegation

He Just Bitched And Moaned About His Life

And When She Left Him Then About His Ex Wife

He Felt So Dangerous When He Played With A Knife

I Kept On A Walking I Did Not Need His Strife