I May Hate You

I can begin to hate you for any reason;
At any time, in any season.
Mostly, I hate you because you're dumb;
Without this place, you're one step away from being a bum.
I hate you because you have an attitude;
You don't know you're stupid, and you're rude.
I hate you if you come around too much;
I used to hate you if your name is Dutch.
I hate you if you tell many-a-lie;
If your one ambition in life is getting high.
I hate you if you're annoying and loud;
But, you don't realize it, and you're proud.
I hate you if you have a lot of cash;
You have disposable income, and you're rash.
I hate you if you don't deserve your wealth;
If your only real accomplishment is your health.
I hate you if you constantly watch TV;
And you are willing to pay any cable fee.
I hate you if I don't respect you;
You can be sure I will reject you.
I hate you if you are a faker;
If your only talent is being a baby-maker.
I hate you if you are a user;
If you're out to take advantage of others and be an abuser.
I'll always hate you, you can be sure;
Because for most stupidity, there is no cure.