William Hancock - - - for the Joy of Giving Comp

 
My second name is Hancock  
My first name is William  
But not at school, at school  
I was called Willie Hand Cock  
Spent my whole time at school and college  
Getting abuse, just for my name  
A bit of a failure at school and college  
Never real gained qualifications to speak of  
Hated my name, hated my parents  
For giving me that fuckin name  
 
When men talk to men they will ask you  
Are you a tit, legs or an arse man  
I never know what to say, can't tell the truth  
Imagine their response if I told the truth  
I'm a pussy and ass eating kinda man  
Most of them would see that as way too much work  
In Scotland, foreplay is normally  two hours of begging  
 
As my grandmother always said "Hey it's Tits first"  
So normally there is some kissing with tongues  
Them moving down the neck kissing and nibbling  
Sliding your tongue slowly down her cleavage  
The moans and whimper give me wood  
As I tongue my way round the nipples  
Gentle at first, then building up the pressure  
Gentle bites, nibbling, tweaking and pulling  
You have to give her nipples an erection.  
 
Pussy wetness is so important  
If it aint wet then you've failed stage one  
But where there is dryness there is always spit  
Run your tongues down the centre of he stomach  
Stopping briefly to pay attention to her navel  
Down to the prize, the numero uno  
"Finger test first" as gran used to say  
Rubbing and  gently tweaking her clit  
Slip an index finger in slowly  
Does it feel squelchy wet?  
Are her moans increasing, heavier breathing?  
She is expecting what she's expecting  
So surprise her; lift her up by her butt cheeks  
Spreading them apart. Exposing her anus  
Dive in between  animalistic eating and slurping
A  liking of the anus pays dividends :Brownie points
Then dart your stiffened tongues inside it repeatedly
 
 
"Start slow and work your way up to the pussy."  
As my Grandmother always used to say  
And Gran always certainly knew best ,so,
Slowly lower her butt cheeks back down  
But briefly lick the skin between ass and cunt  
Give it a lick and a nibble it tastes so sweet  
Dart it with your tongue for squeals of delight  
With your index finger massaging her clit  
Still licking bring your head down and round  
Licking the full length of her slit  
"Bald is always best" as my Gran used to say  
And she was right, but then she always is  
 
Now this is where men have to multi-task  
Index finger or thumb working the clit  
Don't just dive straight in with your tongue  
Lick round the edges, round the lips and flaps  
Then pulling apart gently the walls, in circular motion  
Change the pressure up and down listening to her  moans  
Keep working the clit giving it a good licking now and then  
When you hear fever pitch, gently stretch the hole open  
And lick the inside of it in a circular motion  
Then dart your stiffened tongue, in and out penetration  
She will cum, if not you've fucked it up  
 
Now she should have cum twice by now  
You have to try for number three  
Remember her orgasm is way more important than yours  
Straddle her thighs closing them; slowly push inside an index finger  
Start with gentle thrusting getting to the stage of almost lifting her  
Fast and frantic multi-task by pulling your own cock jerking hard  
If you time and aim it right you should cum first  
And the act of cuming first and getting some in her mouth  
Should then make her come for the third time  
 
"That's the way to do it Davey ma lad."  
As my grand mother used to say  
And she was right about most things  
Thanks Gran