Beautiful Losers

Baker Mayfield, Baker friken Mayfield!  
Did you see how he got the damn ball down the field!
 
Dogpound is growling and biting  
at the bone.
Is Cleveland going to do something tonight?  
Can they bring this mother home?
 
Oh no it can't be,  Jets up by three.  
This is terrible, ecstasy, misery!
 
Now the Browns 3rd and goal, two minute warning.  
What's the Plain Dealer going to say in the morning?  
 
Touchdown! touchdown! Field goal is good.  
Cleveland's doing something they all said we never could.
 
Opposers ball for the very last minutes.
Keep up hope now, I think we can win it.
A minute and a half, the agony lasts.
Please, oh please kick their ass!
 
Brown's intercepted, the crowd flies to their feet.
I think tonight the Jets go home smelling like defeat.
 
What's happening in Ohio tonight?
Am I seeing the scoreboard right?
They're winning the game, dear God in heaven!
This is totally insane.
 
Picked again! Picked again!
The Cleveland Browns have got a win!!!
 
Final score on the board  
Twenty-one to seventeen.  
Watch out NFL, here comes  
The next big winning team!!!