Celebrity Fantasy

The chocolate factory brought
Gene Wilder to me
Eyes blue dreams for a little girl  
Just a four year old, in love  
Christopher Reeves got inside  
My mind,  a super man indeed  
Come save me anytime  
Till I hit my preteens  
Learned what music means
McCartney moved me magically  
Alas, now he's quite old
I learned how to masturbate to
Why don't we do it in the road
Then no one touched me for awhile  
Until Marshal Mathers made me smile  
Lyrical genius, dirty white boy
Damn Eminem, how big is your penis  
Hold up, calm down because  
I became a mommy  
No crazy life,  no more  
Nights on the town
Mike Rowe likes to do dirty jobs
I'm a dirty girl,  Mike  
You know what I'd like
To be in my twenties way back
In the 70's with Bradley Cooper  
In that disco scene,  oh yeah
I wanna dance the night away
Then for some reason,  unforseen  
Steve Carell, what does that mean  
A politician's haircut and pointy nose
Why does that flip my switch  
Who the hell even knows
Then, flashback here, superman again  
Henry Cavill, half naked and on fire
Dear God, what a man
Yet most recently I must confess  
The one with whom I'm completely obsessed, Kate McKinnon  
That bitch is so hot, her lesbian  
Magnetism fills me with dirty thoughts  
That seems to be it, up to date  
The compilation of celebrities
I have mentally raped
Until now,  wait a mote
In this underground place
I believe there's a poet
I'd like to have on my face
Is it a her or a him
Maybe something else  
Like all of the above  
I wish you knew, my love