Unicorn reborn

Millions were spent on secret experiments
A rich investor funded a controversial scientific genius
The professors mission was  to produce a unicorn for his little princess
It was a hard project to complete as budgets were exceeded and laws broken
There were lots of problems and very few solutions
It was a long  journey to the final product
The first horses skin was far too soft
The fake horn which was glued on simply fell off
The genius needed time to think before she decided to mix  a rhino horn and rhino skin with the skeleton of a horse
Problems then appeared with its teeth meaning the first created were almost perfect but unable to eat
The next batch were given pitbull teeth
They were supposed to be given the brains of a monkey but these were soon replaced with a cheaper option humans
They did not realise the brains  were  from the deranged and criminally insane
The scientist was so proud of what they had made
The rich man refused to wait for tests and wanted it finished by his daughters sixth birthday
At Tabithas party  everyone shouted "hip hip hooray" until  her gift the unicorn smashed out of its cage and every guest at the party was maimed.

Now there is a unicorn as fast as a racehorse, as strong as a rhino, with a massive horn, teeth of a pitbull and the mind of a psycho all because a useless parent couldn't tell his spoilt bitch No!