Arrange the Orange Arraignment

           
If I was hesitant,              
If I didn't have the spine              
To talk shit to president              
I might as well be a mime              
And I'd STILL build a wall better than you              
              
Your rambles filled with hilarity              
To listen is a riot              
Destroying solidarity              
You would be on a diet              
If you swallowed your words, because all you serve is word salad              
Forget that well done steak, find something good for your palate              
           
Fight against raising our pay              
Wage war day after day              
Descend into dementia, hair thins and turns gray              
Battling civility              
As you're gaining senility              
So you're forced to dye your hair again              
Like it would kill you not to look Aryan!              
             
Bet your wife's beaten into submission              
By this cretin filled with keratin              
You just feed on this division              
Where's your respect for women?              
You think they belong in the kitchen?              
             
You have us filled with outrage              
At the way you locked kids in a cage              
Where are the missing children? No doubt reality is bitter              
Thanks to you, child sex rings get more traffic than your Twitter              
             
It doesn't matter how it started              
This rhetoric is retarded              
Please forgive the ableism              
I'm man enough to apologize, but Donald sadly isn't              
It seems your only interest is to widen this schism              
On desire to divide us by color like a prism              
All you're doing is preaching false patriotism              
             
I drop one liners like bombs and call each one a universe              
Hate to rain on your parade              
But you'll never dodge my drafts              
Lifting the lid on your charade              
"Drain the swamp", look at your staff!              
             
I'm beginning to think Putin is a ventriloquist              
Throwing his voice across the ocean to make it pass through your lips              
I'm not even close to finished stabbing at you with quips              
So sit back in your stolen throne while you keep getting ripped              
Like the students at your college, should've know it was a sham              
Just like the one that elected you against voter's demands              
You threatened to push that button, all while giving reprimands              
To a foreign dictator as you called him rocket man              
             
Every sentence spoken is filled with hypocrisy              
Every decree dispensed spells the death of democracy              
You clean up your own messes and expect to get credit              
As if I misspelled every word, and then afterwords hit edit!              
             
Well, at least someone said it              
Too bad it had to be me              
Because I'll never let this go              
It's like my head's about to blow              
             
There once was a time that I didn't believe in evil              
But now I know, it seeds and grows through ignorance of sheeple              
You carry a big stick, and tread like a dinosaur              
Keep practicing your swing, perhaps one day you'll be on par!              
Until now, I showed respect for every candidate that won              
But WOW, you make me want to put a hole in one              
             
But this is just for fun,              
Right? Nothing but entertainment              
I'm jotting down these verses as I wait for your arraignment              
I plot a thousand curses, hope you fall and hit the pavement              
             
But I know better than to think that it would be of any help              
You'd ascend to martyrdom, they'd raise a flag made of your pelt              
And we'd be stuck with Mike Pence,              
More dangerous and less dense              
Whatever studies he's read surely need more peer review              
When you take a long walk off a short pier, be sure to bring him too!              
Enjoy the view              
             
Though I hope you don't get too close              
Or Mikey might think you're gross              
And roast your brain until you're comatose              
Because once homosexuality is diagnosed              
He'll give you a 10,000 volt overdose!              
             
On second thought, you could use a little shock              
An inmate on death row would do better leading the flock              
Wish we could make a swap, all I want is to see you locked              
But you're tucked safely in the NRA's pocket like a glock              
             
While you gut the EPA and slash social security              
Dismember social safety nets with self-righteous impunity              
You change the tax brackets, leave the wealthiest of all              
To reap the benefits the most, I have no doubt they are enthralled              
They stand too tall, too strong to fall              
Unlike that wall that'll forever be stalled!              
             
Mexico won't pay, us taxpayers shouldn't either              
We boil in hot water until we erupt like a geyser              
You've angered real Americans, you capitalist swine              
A conman, racist, sexist pig, a moron by design