ADHD2

Amber alert got my neighbors on high alert, while I'm just sitting here with a blunt in my mouth like"so what?"

Spacing out while staring at this little Latino hottie next to me, wondering what her head would look like on a spike.

Spiking drinks and leaving my victims at their own doorsteps trying to figure out how the fuck they got there.

Top toeing up the steps trying not to wake my roommate.Maybe I'll cuddle up next to him and keep him warm.

Warming up the idea of castrating him in his sleep the longer we live together.Dog faced fucker needs to be mellowed out.

Clippers in hand as I sneak behind him while he watches the Lakers get their asses handed to them.

Taking off my ring before I detach his family Jewels.I heard he woke up in the hospital with a bad taste in his mouth and hair on his lips.