Dangling

My dick was dangling 'neath my kilt
Then I saw her walking by
Her perky nipples stood erect
Her tight jeans caught my eye
 
I thought they must be painted on
And then I saw they were
Her body covered up with paint
Her denim vulva had no fur
 
Her nakedness surprised me
Though the city was Key West
She wobbled just a little
Had put some drinking to the test
 
She looked and caught me staring,
“Do you like all that you see?
Seems you've noticed that I'm naked
Just this paint all over me.”
 
“I know my look excites you,
From the bulge beneath your kilt
Lift it up and let me see it,
Let me see just how you're built”
 
The buzz, I had from drinking,
Told me, show her what you've got
Lifted my kilt, and there it was
She said, “I'd like that in my slot.”
 
“I see you're more than ready
If you'll listen to my plea
Sit down and I will place it
Where no one else will see.”
 
The parade was just beginning
As I sat down in my chair
She thrust herself upon me
'Til my dick was buried there
 
The band was coming down the street
And they began to play
I think it was a jazzy tune
She began to rock and sway
 
She rose up to the rhythm
And she lowered to the beat
To others who were looking
She was adjusting to her seat
 
I felt her getting hotter
As she kept time on my rod
Don't know if it were she or I
Who shouted out, “Oh God”
 
The band reached a crescendo
At the same time so did we
There were smiles on both our faces
For spectators there to see