Cowboy-C.U. Next Tuesday

First thing in the morning,    
                            'cause you got to pee,    
you roll over in bed...    
                             and without by-your-leave,                  
you reach out and grab me.    
                             Put me on... like a sock!    
I was deep in a dream    
                             and it comes as a shock... to know...      
you were down hanging out with the guys...    
                             recounting our lives...    
and describing our sex life in vivid detail...which later you claim    
                             is a quality male!    
   
And it goes without saying    
                             that each "Piece of Ass"    
shall be taken from storage    
                             and held to the glass...    
   
Strangely: I'm not so sure  
                             what I feel...                    
You are such a...Cloddish...Useless...Nit-brained...Twit!  
                 What a wit... less wonder...  
                  
                              Aargggh!...    
And now this rednecked, arsehole, Cowboy-booted-CUNT!    
                            ¿wonders why I'M pissed off?