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pee pee

Whoopee stick starts my spit
Cattle prod just reinforces that shit
Fire the lap rocket, facing facts
Before we batter dip the cranny ax

Marinate the nether rod
Power drill like a deranged sod
The dude piston misfires alone
Pressure washing with the quiver bone

Cannonball cant cause no harm
Like an angry babies arm
The pork steeple is sexy still
Pounding like a pneumatic drill

How minty is this angry cock
Spearmint willy made of blackpool rock
Stabby like a shabby prick
Sometimes his name is just dick

or peepee or tail

flipmode

Ham wallet tastes of chicken
The oyster ditch is finger lickin
Gut locker made of bangers and mash
So retrofit the pudding hatch

Exposed to the squish mitten
In the yippee bog im smitten
Bitch wrinkle, in the stove
Diving into the fiddle cove

Heres my precious lord of rings
Come here blood check out my tings
Tuppence, fairy, snatch and vagina
Pussy now sculpted by a designer

or mary or foofoo
Written by composedWITHrazors (Blade Artist)
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Author's Note
Mad respect to the Bloodhound gang for the inspiration for this verse!
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