deepundergroundpoetry.com

Fuck Off: Fucking Fiction

Fuck Off with your poems so called 'erotic'
churned out with flaccid limp lines
all the lust is making me psychotic
bored to tears with the whore talk
There are far too many arseholes
dumping out their randy bullshit
enough for multiple totem poles
that I simply cannot give a crap about
All get frigging out of here you flying frick
shut the fuck up about you sex life
I am not fascinated by tedium prick
rub up against someone else for attention
If its so very fucking fantastic
keep it to your damn self
so stop raping my eyeballs spastic
jerk in someone else's backyard
As I have clearly had more than enough
and so have you by the sounds of it
detailing all from cum and clit to muff
screw that overplayed boring crap
Put pen to paper for a new topic
as it balls to constant testicle talk
monotonous makes me misanthropic
as I could not give a rat's arse
Although you are quite clearly banging that
rutting like rabbits to heart's content
bash those lines in with a baseball bat
just to get some peace and quiet
As there are already nymphomaniacs
aplenty in my head harem
sophisticated in seductive syntax
Take your un-innuendo ass elsewhere
to befoul and darken another door
with woeful written words lacking all flair
as I once again say: Fuck Off.
Written by Viddax (Lord Viddax)
Published
Author's Note
Entry for day 29 of the NaPo competition. Did not follow the prompt. Too many 'erotic' and sex poems that are just utterly annoying en masse enough to raise these words in ire. Not targeted or against anyone in particular mind you.
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 4 reading list entries 2
comments 2 reads 689
Commenting Preference: 
The author encourages honest critique.

Latest Forum Discussions
SPEAKEASY
Today 3:11am by shadow_starzzz
POETRY
Today 1:17am by ajay
POETRY
Today 1:07am by ajay
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 9:26pm by Vision_of_insanity
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 9:23pm by Vision_of_insanity
COMPETITIONS
Yesterday 9:11pm by Her