Pondering the penis

An ugly little guy if you want the truth, If you call him a dingdong, Twinkie, or hotdog well...that'd be uncooth.
However, I'm happy to relay call him a dick, rod,  or stick well that's a-ok.

In some racier circles the terms cock, shaft, or black hammer might be just right.
But, love muscle, love stick, and thingy well that's just a fright.

And, it's just my opinion for sure.
But wand, male genitalia, and prick well their just a bore.

And,I'm sure we all can relate,
 to calling the little jerk a tally whacker, a gun, or a snake.

This list keeps going it's getting so long,
but wait I forgot Johnson, Peter, and schlong.

But alas, if I don't stop,  the names for  pecker will continue to rain.
So I will say a sad goodbye with wood, baby maker, and candy cane.