O Great Motherboard ! ( The Save Me Spell )

There Is The Hugger Mugger Spell An Old One I Do Tell , For Temporal Confusion ;

And Then The Womens' Spell Of Glamoury , Under The Cover Of Illusion ;

There Is The Bardic Spell To Make A Person Tongue Twisted ;

Or The Vicious One That Makes A Man Limp Wristed ;

There Are The Spells Of Blessing And The Spells Of Curse ;

Spells To Make Digestion Bad If Not Just Even Worse ;

Spells To Weave One's Fate , Or Twist Their Very Weyyrd ,

And Spells To Make Them Lose Their Way , So Their There Becomes A Here ;

Yet , In The Days Of Cyber Space , And The World Wide Web ,

Where Spider Has Her Motherboard And Info Flows And Ebbs ,

There Is A Spell Of Fingers , And A Spell Of Thumbs , To Give

The Hands Arthritis , And Make Them Very Numb , Or To Route

One's Search , Into A Lurch , Or Gigabytes Gone Way Over ,  

Or The They Will Be Banned Spell For Writing When Not Sober ,

Or The Disappearing Post Spell , Written In Cyber Ink , Or The

Ones To Destroy The Memory So The Computer Can Not Think ,

Or The Deadly Watthefuck And Then The Blank Screenitis ,

Yet I Have Heard , There Is A Word , A Spell We May Use To Fight This

To Ward , To Shield , To Protect Against All Of These And More ,

And Yet Every Time I Google It , I Get A Four O Four !