The Virtuous(Failed Heart) Confessor

 
 
66 years,
         Never ever paid for Sex (wit Money) either
          in 'real-time' or on thee InterWeb----
 
Never sought out a "ho".  Never attended a titty-bar, strip-joint
                        of any kind
 
the very few 'secretive' affairs were always effectively secret.
(only times I was 'caught', the alleged erotic interlude
                      had never consummated, (&damn, I
                        wish they had.....damn)
 
No porno 'collections'. Not on paper nor computer.  (Well, what
                             few
          'dirty' books       I may have had when 'young' [or abit later)
              were (relatively) swiftly disposed of....

never even participated in stupid-macho LockerRoom imbecilic banter, & yes, I spent lots of years in locker rooms where Men become Fckng Pigs on thee assholic "traditions" of our fore-fathers (my own included)............

 
Now, (hownowbrowncow?),     nearly seven(7)    years,
                       erotically
                        deprived,
 broke-hearted, (literally+metaphoricallly)..............
 
Seven years! ( probably gonna die soon, unintendedly too long celibate).
 
Tough shit, ain't it, dada'yo?
 
~ There should be A Law against ol'pricks writing shit like this ~
 

(lo ! [&be'hold!] such a fckn Good Boy have I have been)
 
 
 
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2018dankozakpoomistryANDbadFotogrfy......the PostCard in photo provided
by my 50yr friend, Richie Jingles, master Tattooist  from undisclosed location somewhere near the State of New York.