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JOB SATISFACTION
No time-clock awaits my punch
Email messages filled with requests
no longer flood my inbox
My office once decorated in stress
now devoid of all personal effects
Yet employed I remain
My lips, with years of experience,
press yours with feverish initiative
With strong arms trained, certified
I envelope you in embrace
Fingers calibrated to measure your every curve
while tenderly gauging the surface suppleness,
the subcutaneous electricity
of your skin inch by thrilling inch
Plumbing the depths of your core
my instrument probing your heat, your humidity
All the while teaching you
To sing songs of pure ecstacy
Unlike many a working stiff
I truly love what I do
Email messages filled with requests
no longer flood my inbox
My office once decorated in stress
now devoid of all personal effects
Yet employed I remain
My lips, with years of experience,
press yours with feverish initiative
With strong arms trained, certified
I envelope you in embrace
Fingers calibrated to measure your every curve
while tenderly gauging the surface suppleness,
the subcutaneous electricity
of your skin inch by thrilling inch
Plumbing the depths of your core
my instrument probing your heat, your humidity
All the while teaching you
To sing songs of pure ecstacy
Unlike many a working stiff
I truly love what I do
Published 3rd Apr 2018
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3rd Apr 2018 10:19pm
Love to see your resume given the cleverness here. I imagine you're employed in all the best ways, Gahdess. Satisfaction guaranteed!
3rd Apr 2018 10:27pm
Thank you Sir Crow! This is a "dream job" resume...I have lots of other boring ones :D
4th Apr 2018 5:52pm
If that's just the resume, I can only imagine the interview!
Very clever. I enjoyed this! :)
k
Very clever. I enjoyed this! :)
k
4th Apr 2018 6:03pm
6th Apr 2018 10:44am
6th Apr 2018 10:58am
Siff and bold, that's me :D Actually maybe just one of the two. Thank you!
