Sexy Time

It is late at night,
Nobody in sight.

I lay restless,
I know I must do this.

I pray to the bard,
I played my card.

Im was up until noon,
Im washing a spoon.

I stubbed my toe,
I called it a hoe.

I stubbed it hard,
I heard the bard.

He knocked on my door,
Its quater to four.

I let him in,
This was my sin.

He pulled out his lute,
Played the flute.

He said its sexy time,
I threw a dime.

I hit his eye,
He let out a cry.

I saved my skin,
I did it in a whim.