Stiff Mystery

My peepee is hard,
Tis a curse from the bard.
 
I awake mourning,
My peepee is soaring.
 
I took viagra,
It worsened my asthma.
 
My peepee is still hard,
 
I awake,
I listen to Drake
 
All while my peepee is still hard.
 
The royal guard,
A glass shard
 
Neither could be as hard.
 
My peepee is stiff,
I might jump off a cliff.
 
All this because my peepee is hard.
 
I go to school,
I go to the pool.
 
My peepee is hard while I sit on the stool,
All this makes me look like a fool.
 
All this suffering,
All this buffering.
 
All because my peepee is hard.