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Grandpa
Jelly beans and sour patch kids
Are so good to taste
I feed them to old grandpa
Just to see the look on his face
He has no teeth you see
But grandpa sure enjoys his candy
He takes one taste with a bitter face
He says man I miss the days I could really taste
This stuff taste likes sour gum.
I rather eat some of grandmas cum
It's salty but sweet
This shit tastes more like grandmas feet..
Are so good to taste
I feed them to old grandpa
Just to see the look on his face
He has no teeth you see
But grandpa sure enjoys his candy
He takes one taste with a bitter face
He says man I miss the days I could really taste
This stuff taste likes sour gum.
I rather eat some of grandmas cum
It's salty but sweet
This shit tastes more like grandmas feet..
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1st Oct 2011 5:29am
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Anonymous
1st Oct 2011 6:06am
Lol Grandmas cum. Ewwwww. Haha!
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Loved this
3rd Oct 2011 1:28am
re: Loved this
3rd Oct 2011 5:18pm
Wow!
16th Oct 2011 9:50am
That was really funny and not what I expected from the title. Great job!
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Re: Grandpa
6th Sep 2012 6:34pm
Oh, that went in a different direction than I was expecting! Hahaha! True story?
AlwaysCaliban
AlwaysCaliban
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Anonymous
6th Sep 2012 6:43pm
Bwaaaaah.... I covered my screen in coffee... Note to self never sip and read Gigi!
Thats just crazy funny!
Al -x-
Thats just crazy funny!
Al -x-
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6th Sep 2012 6:49pm
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14th Sep 2012 5:18am
HAHA this was worth what I went through just to find it. Just made my day.
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14th Sep 2012 5:21am