Sex Education

The birds and the bees
Both live in trees
Oh the humanities!
Impractical allegories
Long, twisted stories
Explaining sex
To repressed wrecks
Pop the info pimple
Keep it nice and simple
Don't get stressed and shout
Just spell the details out
When all is said and done
The responsibility is fun
Watch them squirm and shrink
You don't have to blink
Make sure they know what’s right
They’ll thank you later for the fright