My Epitaph

 
To those who cared - thank you
I appreciate your love not your attendance

To those who didn’t - fuck you
In short sharp jerky movements

To those who understand - well done
Listen and learn = personal knowledge of others

To those who didn’t understand - you’re too stupid
Go back to Candy Crush you fuckin thick dullard

To those who wished me well on my departure- same to you
I hope your departure is decades away

To those who don’t wish me well on my departure – eat my shorts
May death come to you painfully tomorrow

A special message to some special people  - (you know who you are)
Stay special despite the world seek your personal happiness first

To those who laughed at me, pointed and laughed – gonna spray paint my gravestone?
Let sleeping dogs lie - if you don’t we may have to rip your face off

I suspect mourners will be few, maybe none
The good guys ultimately come last

Those who live on – love and live on
I can’t love you any more – I am AFK

“I may be some time”