it's just a damn tv commercial but it makes me wanna puke

Happy faux-couples on tv make me want to puke
Happy love songs on the radio make me wanna puke
Happy people walking on my street make me wanna puke
Happy kids out Christmas shopping make me wanna puke
Happy relatives calling on my phone make me wanna puke
Happy Meals at McDonalds make me wanna puke
Happy Gilmore movies make me wanna puke
Happy Days on ME-TV makes me wanna puke
Happy Thanksgiving now makes me wanna puke
Happy New Year's drinking makes me wanna puke
Happy Birthday wishes make me wanna puke
Happy love poems on DUP make me wanna puke
I'm so sick of everything I just wanna puke