College Major

She was clearly a college student.

I ask her,
“What’s your major?”

She looked me up and down.
“Depends.”

My answer,
“‘Depends’?
On what?”

She,
“If you’re rich enough,
To be my Sugar Daddy,
Then my major is,
‘Trophy Wife’.”

“And my life’s goal,
Is,
MILF.”

“If you’re,
Not rich,
Then,
My major is,
Education;
My life goal is,
Teaching.”