DID YOU KNOW HER?

"Did you know her, in the Biblical sense?"
"Yes, our relationship was quite intense,
Fuelled by hormones post-adolescence.
I would spare no time, trouble or expense
Just to find a place where we could dispense
With clothes and make love without caused offence."

"We weren't into quickies behind a fence.
She liked the luxury experience,
Served with champagne of great effervescence,
In hotel bedrooms with beds so immense
They'd make single beds look Spartan existence,
Although we did experiment in tents
In wilds far from urban convenience."