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RACE BAITING
B: How do you like your coffee
W: Well white of course
B: Racist
W: I just prefer white
B: see I said you were a racist
W: Ok! I’ll have a black one
B: Racist
W: how is that racist
B: you’ll have a black what, coffee or slave
W: I don’t need a slave
B: Racist
W: what?
B: never mind! So who picked the materials for yesterdays team talk
W: I did
B: Racist
W. How the fuck can that be racist?
B: Then why did you use a whiteboard
W: It’s just that I prefer whiteboards
B: See! Racist!
W: Ok! Next time I will use a blackboard
B: Racist!
W: So if I use a blackboard, how is that racist
B: So what colour of chalk do you have
W: White
B: Racist!
W: Ok I’ll get coloured!
B: Racist
W: Oh I give up
B: Racist
W: How can me giving up be racist?
B: You’re waving a white flag in my face, racist!
W: this has gone far enough, I am not a racist, I am your friend.
B: sounds like a white lie to me; racist!
W: Not it’s the truth; I hope we can still be friends
B: Racist!
W: What the fuck?
B: You: The great white hope: Racist!
W: what about you? – If you saw a red door, you’d want to paint it black
B: Racist Pig!
W: You seem to forget, I am you boss
B: Oh sorry Massa, puleeze don’t whoop me: Racist
W: You’re gonna go to far
B: What? And you’re gonna put a black mark against my name?
W: Yes!
B: Racist!
W: do you want to know why this whole conversation is crazy?
B: Yes! Massa [under breath]
W: you’re not even black
B: what you talkin about Willis?
W: You’re not black!
B: Nigger, I’ll pop a cap in you ass
W: Racist
B: I aint no racist, a black man cant be racist dawg
W: But you’re white, just like me, and you’re unemployed
B: what do you mean??
W: I am firing you for using the ‘N’ word twice: Racist!
Published 8th Nov 2017
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Anonymous
9th Nov 2017 00:18am
There are no winners, no benefits in racism. It's a senseless way of thinking and believing. We miss out on so much when we judge others. So much we can learn from each other. Big hugs 🤗
11th Nov 2017 1:52am
9th Nov 2017 1:10am
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't, David. In these times it's best to just eschew political correctness in lieu of being yourself. THEN you'll attract the right kind of people to yourself . . . after you tell the judges where to hang their robe.
Wheat from the tares, my friend. Wheat from the tares.
Wheat from the tares, my friend. Wheat from the tares.
11th Nov 2017 1:53am
wise words as always - you have a knack of making me feel positivities :-))) thank you :-))))
9th Nov 2017 2:07am
This poem is both interesting, humorous and sad all in one. Sad because, unfortunately, there are some people just like this who perceive everything as racist which detracts from the instances of real racism/racist.
11th Nov 2017 1:55am
9th Nov 2017 2:07am
11th Nov 2017 1:55am
Anonymous
9th Nov 2017 2:12am
oh my good heavens! David, this was frickin incredible! we'd all be better off if just blind for fuck sake...then all the basis for like and dislike would be based on an equal playing field...how I love when you write such profound thoughts and observations!
Warm fuzzies sent over that damned pond separating us!
xoxo Taryn
Warm fuzzies sent over that damned pond separating us!
xoxo Taryn
11th Nov 2017 1:57am
thank you much :-))) we should be the blind leading the blind :-)))
Massive Hugsssss :-)))))
Massive Hugsssss :-)))))
9th Nov 2017 6:16am
11th Nov 2017 1:57am
9th Nov 2017 1:30pm
Its strange how so much of this happens. I know in the USA it happens everyday. I agree with fromtheash that we would be better off blind.
11th Nov 2017 1:59am
Yeah me too - hoorra for the blind leading the blind :-))))))
Thank you :-)
Thank you :-)
