Splish splash (thanks Bobby Darin)

A splish splash I was taking a bath
Damn that razor looked like it’d bite
Doped up, just relaxing in the tub
Fuck if everything looks alright

Slipped the blade out the glove
Put my feet on the wall
I pushed the edge into me
 and I opened my soul

And then a-splash splash
Spurted out from the gash
I pushed the razor closer to me
And I fell on the floor

There was a-splishin and a splashin
No squealing or no feeling
No moving and no bruising
Just a lot of letting go, yeah, yeah

Bing, bang I saw the whole gang
Blood leaking on my bathroom rug
Flip, flop they all sure said a lot
But no one really gives two fucks

I said I saw a lot, lived more than a few
Good golly, you probably forgot that I was even there too
A-well-a, splish splash, now there's my life on the bath
But it don't matter, I never danced with you

Yes, I was a-splishin and a-splashin
I was a-splishin and a-splashin
I was a-oozin no more moving...