Mae West

Dedicated to LilDragonfly. You and Mae West share a similar wit: quick and dirty!

Mae West I am impressed
Goddess of the sexy jest
For your sex it's time
A hard man is good to find

Mae West you were a star
Bigger than King Kong
You climbed the ladder of success
Wrong by wrong by wrong

Mae West's lines were often banned
Though sex was all in the mind
"You know," she said, "I like to give head
Aches to puritan kinds."

Mae West's play, just named "Sex"
Was a hit on Broadway
She went to gaol for ten days
When the wowsers finally took it down

Righteous minds united and said
"Mae West you are deceiving.
We don't like what's in your head."
She replied "Giving or receiving?"

Mae West you were the best
No Oscar graced your writing desk
Oscar's hard and hard to find
Cos for your "Sex", you did time

Mae West I am impressed
Your name is on the blow job vest
Sailors jumped from sinking ships
Holding to your pleasure chest

Mae West I am impressed
Aphrodite manifest
You showed your sex it's time
A hard man is good to find

A hard man is not on my mind
But a dame in a very tight sweater
Mae West, it's hard to find
A good bad woman better