Freddy Krueger Interview

Journalist: "Freddy Krueger  firstly I wish to thank you for agreeing to participate in this interview."
Freddy:"You are not welcome, Fuck you"

Journalist: "Would you like me to tell you about my website?"
Freddy: "Not unless you are willing to die"

Journalist: " Honestly I am a huge fan, can I have an autograph? "
Freddy: "I  will carve my name on your arse and you can treasure the scar"

Journalist: " No thank you, lets move on to a proper question, can you explain to the younger generation who you exactly are and what you did?"
Freddy: " What do you mean did? better change that to the present tense, I am a legend, I invade dreams. I murdered children and vigilantes murdered me. They couldn't stop me, death couldn't stop me and nothing ever will"

Journalist:  " It's been a while since you were last seen. Where have you been?"
Freddy : "I have been living the American dream, I am an A-list celebrity. They sing songs about me, I starred in the nightmares on Elm street movies as well as TV screens. I did enough work and sold enough merchandise so I needed some me time"

Journalist: "You are a brand you have an enduring image, why is this?
Freddy: " Open your eyes you fool. My  burned face is handsome, I am a fashion icon, I wear my battered hat,  red and black striped shirt, not forgetting my razor sharp claws. I give the people the blood, horror and gore they adore"

Journalist: "What's the future for you?"
Freddie: " Firstly killing you - you need to realise  this is not a real interview
You are asleep and  this is a dream. It is never a good dream when you see me.
I am a hunter
I am a predator
I tracked you, tricked and trapped you
I will always catch you
I will  make blood drip
I will make tears drop
I will rip skin
I will break bones "
The journalist throws down their microphone, begins to flee and scream.

 Freddy : "Wait it was just a joke,I still want my fee, if not I really will  visit  when you dream ."

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