Narcissistic Heartstrings

You’d be really pretty  
If you lost a little bit of weight  
Started counting your calories,  
Watched what you ate.  
I’m just trying to help you.  
Why can’t you see???  
Stop taking it so personally  
And blaming your insecurities on me.  
She is a really good person.  
You should try to be more like her.  
She is beautiful inside and out.  
Just like I once thought you were.  
No, we are just friends.  
You are bat shit crazy to think otherwise.  
How could you stay with me if you think that?  
Hold your nose while I feed you more lies.  
It’s not my fault you caught me  
How dare you snoop through my things!  
You weren’t meant to be privy to those conversations.  
I hope your prying hurt so bad it stings.  
I am so appalled that you would do me like that.  
Your tears are empty compared to mine.  
Just because you don’t see me crying  
Doesn’t mean I haven’t been inclined.  
Do you want to be with me or not?!?  
You better make the choice right now.  
Nobody that loves someone needs time to think.  
Hold your applause until I take a bow.  
You know, I should have expected this from you.  
You have always been just like your crazy mother.  
So, it was just a matter of time  
Before you drove me into the arms of another.  
I wouldn’t have married you if I didn’t love you  
So why would I need to say it?  
Your need for validation shows your weakness  
So don’t even try to downplay it.  
Maybe you should seek some counseling  
Instead of trying to be such an investigator  
If you don’t trust me, you shouldn’t stay.  
I can’t believe you would say you hate her.  
What kind of person are you?  
You act like you’re such a good person but I know.  
Your sacrifices for this family…for me?  
It’s really just a show!  
You should be thankful to have me  
So many would love to be where you are  
Why do you think so many females text me?  
They know other guys are sub par  
So, what are we having for dinner?  
Did you already wash my clothes?  
Why do you want to keep talking about this???  
I swear nobody else knows.  
That’s so like you to sit around and sulk.  
Since you are so selfish, I will sit here and wait.  
I thought you were so much stronger than that.  
Get your shit together and get dinner on my plate.  
In a little while, I will act like I care.  
You can even lay your head upon my chest  
while contemplating all the ways to make this work  
Wow, tonight’s show was one of my best!!