Nursery Crimes 5.4  - comments now enabled :-)

 
(i)  
 
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie  
fucked the girls and made them cry  
When the boys came out to play  
he fucked them as well, cause he likes it that way  
 
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and crumb  
screwed the girls and made them cum  
When the boys said, “Hey! Where’s ours?”  
he sucked them off in the boys showers  
 
Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and mash  
had itchy balls and a hell of a rash  
The doc said “I’m not taking the piss,  
You’ve got a bad dose of syphilis.”  
 
(ii)  
 
Five little monkeys humping on the bed  
One long orgy, their bums all red  
 
Four little monkeys fucking in the kitchen  
Three were happy, one was bitchin  
 
Three little monkeys screwing on the chair  
One choked real hard on pubic hair  
 
Two little monkeys shagging on the table  
One was tired but the other still able  
 
One little monkey left watching porn  
Watching humans, gives monkey the horn  
 
Mama called their father he was heard to shout:  
"No more monkey incest or you’ll get thrown out  
 
Now there's no little monkeys fucking on the bed.  
They`re all watching pornography alone instead!  
 
(iii)  
 
A frog went a-courting and he did ride, a-bum, a-bum!  
A frog went a-courting and he did ride, a-bum, a-bum!  
A frog went a-courting and he did ride  
stuck his cock down deep inside  
A-bum! A-bum! A-bum!  
 
He rode inside Miss Mousy’s hole, her-bum, her-bum!  
He rode inside Miss Mousy’s hole, her-bum, her-bum!  
He rode inside Miss Mousy’s hole  
He paid ten bucks to fuck that whore  
her-bum! her-bum! her-bum!  
 
A frog went corn holing, he did ride, her-bum, her-bum!  
A frog went corn holing he did ride, her-bum, her-bum!  
A frog went a-courting and he did ride  
Miss Mousy ass now so, so, wide  
her-bum, her-bum!, her-bum!  
 
(iv)  
 
Jack be horny,  
Jack be quick,  
Jack’s premature  
ejaculating dick  
 
(v)  
 
Sing a song of sex pest  
A pussy full of cock  
fucking like a madman  
Beats wanking in a sock.  
 
When her legs were opened,  
he fucked her really hard.  
she didn’t feel the slightest pain  
he’d lubed her twat with lard  
 
the pest was in his element,  
Had her on all fours.  
he stuck it in her ass hole,  
then fucked her more, of course.  
 
The lass was on her knees now,  
not wearing any clothes.  
he blew his stack with such a whack  
And came over her nose!