On the Menu

 
I swore I saw  
a dinosaur  
on tiptoes  
in the park
His eyes were red
his hair was green
and his teeth  
looked rather sharp
 
The dinosaur  
ate breakfast
and he munched  
at lunchtime too
but he hasn't had  
his dinner yet
so watch out  
he wont eat you
 
He might gobble up  
a mountain
his tongue's so  
long and pink
He could pop you  
in his mouth
before you've time  
to blink
 
But real dinosaurs  
were dummies
who only  
lived to feed
that's why they never  
dined in restaurants
'cause they didn't learn  
to read