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My name is Teresa May
And if successful in my campaign
Will sell off more NHS assets
To pay for my champagne

When challenged by the media
I am as timid as a mouse
So, I prey on vulnerable pensioners
Yep, I`m sizing up your grans house

And when I have sold that
I will pinch your kids school dinner
Give them a slice of toast instead
Under my policies everyone’s a winner

(Well maybe just the top one percent)

Don’t ask for a straight answer
I love to waffle in my interviews
I like to say the word “clear” a lot
And then chat about my shoes

I don’t worry about the NHS
I`m on the private BUPA scheme
Not enough police on the streets
I have my own private security team

What is my plan for Brexit?
I am not sure now let me see
Can I ask the audience or phone a friend?
It sounds like a bowl of cereal to me

Promoting diversity and equal rights
A strong and stable Britain my theme
Whilst holding hands with Donald Trump
And selling weapons to a despotic regime

My name is Teresa May
I am weak and unstable
Not for the many, “only the few
get a seat at my elitist table”