Bee Attytoods

 
"Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the stigma of mental illness.

Blessed are they who mourn,
so long as they can afford grief counsellors.

Blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit nothing but dirt

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall find nothing worthwhile.

Blessed are the merciful,
for they shall be victimized by those they showed mercy to.

Blessed are the pure of heart,
for they will be exposed as paedophiles.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be the first to be assassinated.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness,
for theirs is a slow painful death, then nothing."


Gospel of St.David Macleod 5:3-10