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Village Stud Contest

The village girls decided to rate
All the studs by how well they mate.
Girls met to design a contest
Fix the rules for their quest

They put up posters on the hall
Beds inside they did install,
They prepared a score sheet
For each girl to complete.

The day arrived , the girls were heady
Naked in the beds already
The studs were eager to begin
Stripped right down to their skin

A big surprise then occoured
Older villagers all had heard
Asked if they could view
All the couples as they screw

The audience was a great incentive
For the studs to be inventive
Everyone enjoyed the fun
Wondering who had won

The index of satisfaction
Was a complex calculation
When the rusults were known
The winner demonstrated how it's done.

The contest was such a success
It is now an annual fest
On the calendar, an important date
Comparable to the village fete
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