Bah Humbuggery

A Hellfire missile hit the Stable and Inn,
obliterating the Three Wise Men.

A S.A.M. took out Santa in a no fly zone,
Frosty is now just a Large Snowcone.

The Grinch made a clean getaway,
Tiny Tim was killed by a runaway sleigh.

The little Match Girl struck her last,
joins the Ghost of Christmas Past.

On the 13th day my True Love gave me the clap,
maxed my credit card buying useless crap.

" Why not be Nice? ", " Why are you so Naughty? ",
" because the best gift I got was a Squatty Potty ".