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the problem with mary

mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
everywhere that mary went �
the lamb was sure to
shit on the veranda
shit on the back patio
shit on the kitchen bloody floor
fuck you and your sheep mary
get a job

Written by twitchnsway

(Twitch Sway)

Published 19th Dec 2016 | Edited 21st Dec 2016

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Re. the problem with mary

Anonymous

20th Dec 2016 3:16am

Haha Twitch.....seems like her job is cleaning up after her lamb......creative write.....purple luv & hugs xo :)

twitchnsway (Twitch Sway)

20th Dec 2016 4:48am

It's the same with everything Flower. You've gotta read the fine print.
Does it come with batteries/pooper scooper? A pleasure as always Miss F. xo

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Re. the problem with mary

DarkEnchantress

20th Dec 2016 4:14pm

Grins and giggles!!

As you pointed out, I imagine that there are quite a few of your readers that have failed to read all those lines at the bottom of the page...the words that practically require a high-powered microscope! LOL!

Anyhow, this one is so cleverly crafted....really enjoyed! xo

(Ummm....i wonder what the real story was, regarding Little Miss Muffett.....Little Bo Peep....or even Jack Be Nimble!! Perhaps you would consider enlightening your readers in the future ??? :) )