Endangered Species

 70’s celebrities who are not sexual predators
Left-wing mainstream newspaper editors

An X-factor contestant who can actually sing
A UKIP member who likes Martin Luther King

A Catholic priest without a paedophilic leaning
A bible verse where folks agree on its meaning

A politician with morals, who does not lie
A Hilary Clinton supporter that doesn’t cry

A lawyer who has their hands in their own pockets
A western country that has not armed Isis with rockets

Christians, like Jesus, who love without question
A Range Rover driver fearing a charge for congestion

A socialist member of the UK labour party
A woman from Glasgow that does not want to dress tarty

A Conservative MP, who cares about the plight of the poor
A drug company seriously looking for a cancer cure

A feminist who is seeking equality, rather than revenge
A hippie who is still allowed anywhere near Stonehenge

A Channel 4 documentary that accurately reports
An Australian singer in gold spangly shorts

All endangered species