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Furniture in a Box
The mark of a real man
Lies not in his looks
Muscles or sex appeal
No, a real man
is one who is multifaceted
Coneptual
Good with his hands
and can assemble
Furniture from a box
Any man who can achieve that mission
to completion
using the Allen wrench to full capacity
with no parts leftover
is a man who can please women
I am such a man
Tips appreciated
Lies not in his looks
Muscles or sex appeal
No, a real man
is one who is multifaceted
Coneptual
Good with his hands
and can assemble
Furniture from a box
Any man who can achieve that mission
to completion
using the Allen wrench to full capacity
with no parts leftover
is a man who can please women
I am such a man
Tips appreciated
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Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 3:10am
Bahahahaha.... I have to see this is action, men with say anything to please women!! Jk jk nicely penned!
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21st Nov 2016 3:12am
Re: Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 3:22am
Wow just noticed how badly auto correct fucked my comment up! Smh.... what tool might that be the sock-it-to-her wrench or the hammer?
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Re: Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 3:34am
Uh, that depends on how much instruction I'm receiving
Truthfully, at this stage, I'm a do it yourself bloke
I caught your message despite the fucking auto correct luv
Truthfully, at this stage, I'm a do it yourself bloke
I caught your message despite the fucking auto correct luv
Re: Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 3:42am
Personally I enjoy the do it yourself bloke!
No one can "fix" me better then myself...
But sometimes its nice to be taken in for repairs, I am a bit fragile....not!
No one can "fix" me better then myself...
But sometimes its nice to be taken in for repairs, I am a bit fragile....not!
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Re: Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 3:47am
Copy that
Will I have to take a look under your hood and advise on your transmission ....
Will I have to take a look under your hood and advise on your transmission ....
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21st Nov 2016 5:21am
Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 8:21am
damn it! - I am fucked! - I was never able to do furniture from a box, always ended up with bits left over - having said that you don't stay married as long as I have without knowing how to please a woman :-)
excellent write :-)
excellent write :-)
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Re: Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 12:07pm
True words son
And you've been tested
Thx for your comments and friendship! !!!
And you've been tested
Thx for your comments and friendship! !!!
Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 1:44pm
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21st Nov 2016 3:14pm
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21st Nov 2016 10:15pm
Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 6:15pm
Ha! What a unique way to say "I not only get the job done, I finish it, Dammit."
One thing -
is one is who is multifaceted
UGH read trip.
One thing -
is one is who is multifaceted
UGH read trip.
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Re. Furniture in a Box
21st Nov 2016 9:47pm
Looks like I'm in luck after all. This gives me a whole new outlook on life. haha Well, maybe just a little.
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21st Nov 2016 10:18pm
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