Reservoir of Dogs

 They say, that a dog
Is a man’s best friend
Although it is kinda sad
When your dog
Is your only friend
But then dogs are good people
In fact, better than most people
Truth be told
I love my dog
And my dog loves me
I’ve never been rude enough
To come right out and ask him
I just know that he does
I always wanted a working dog
Certainly didn’t want a broken one
Clearly, my dog’s bollocks
Are the dog’s bollocks
I am never sure whether
I am walking my dog
Or he is walking me
Last night I was walking the streets
In the pissing rain and howling wind
Picking up and bagging his shit
Then it hit me:
Not the bag of shit
It was him walkin me
As I say it must be love
I love my dog so much
That when he farts
I put my hand straight up
And take the blame
Unlike my wife
My dog is sad when I go away
And is always happy when I return
Anyone who is cruel to dogs
Should be savaged by rabid hyenas
Attacked by pitbulls
Ravaged by wolves
Or simple shot in the head
Or covered in gasoline and set on fire
Woooooooof!