Now That’s Funny

 Life is a process that results in death
our own behaviour is not to blame
Religion and god are not to blame
Evil witch’s curses are not to blame
Death is life’s only certainty
You can’t avoid it; try as you might
the survival keys are:
Live every day like it was your last
Let’s face it, it could be
Learn to laugh at everything
And I mean absolutely everything
Seek your own personal happiness
Despite or with others
If it feels good, do it
Just don’t get caught
Eat well, drink whatever you like
And smoke weed now and then
Learn to love but be careful
Never sacrifice yourself to another
Doormats get walked on
Having said all this
Your keys can be taken away at any time
By anyone or by circumstance
Ultimately
We all die
Whether you’re fit and healthy
Rich and famous
Even the president
Now that’s funny