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Screwing the Farmer's Daughter

If you're screwing a farmer's daughter
You'd better learn to run,
If you're going to bonk his missus
You'd better buy a gun

This poor guy was a bit too slow
And although you sneer and scoff
The farmer didn't arse about
When he told him to FORK OFF!
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