deepundergroundpoetry.com

Image for the poem Screwing the Farmer

Screwing the Farmer's Daughter

If you're screwing a farmer's daughter
You'd better learn to run,
If you're going to bonk his missus
You'd better buy a gun

This poor guy was a bit too slow
And although you sneer and scoff
The farmer didn't arse about
When he told him to FORK OFF!
Written by blocat
Published
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 4 reading list entries 0
comments 5 reads 1903
Commenting Preference: 
The author encourages honest critique.

Latest Forum Discussions
SPEAKEASY
Today 11:09am by Ahavati
POETRY
Today 7:56am by ajay
POETRY
Today 7:43am by Abracadabra
POETRY
Today 7:32am by Abracadabra
SPEAKEASY
Today 6:52am by JiltedJohnny
COMPETITIONS
Today 4:30am by DamianDeadLove