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FOOTSIE
I can’t put my best foot forward
I can’t put my foot in the door
I can’t put my foot in my mouth
I can’t easily put my foot down
I can’t put one foot in front of the other
You can’t force me on the back foot
You can’t bind me hand and foot
You can’t wait on me hand and foot
We can’t get off on the wrong foot
My shoe is not on the other foot
I now can’t have a foot in both camps
I now can never put a foot wrong
Who’s gonna foot the bill (Not Me!)
I can’t put my good foot in your ass
Thank the baby Jesus for shotguns
I can’t put my foot in the door
I can’t put my foot in my mouth
I can’t easily put my foot down
I can’t put one foot in front of the other
You can’t force me on the back foot
You can’t bind me hand and foot
You can’t wait on me hand and foot
We can’t get off on the wrong foot
My shoe is not on the other foot
I now can’t have a foot in both camps
I now can never put a foot wrong
Who’s gonna foot the bill (Not Me!)
I can’t put my good foot in your ass
Thank the baby Jesus for shotguns
Published 27th Oct 2016
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27th Oct 2016 5:35pm
Thanking Jesus requires a leap of faith David... get ready, get set, oh noooooooooooooo!
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27th Oct 2016 6:05pm
27th Oct 2016 9:24pm
Well I was in a mood earlier and you made me laugh my way out of it, so thank you also!
JJ
JJ
27th Oct 2016 11:13pm
27th Oct 2016 11:41pm
28th Oct 2016 1:17am
"silver lining, at least you don't have to buy new shoes!" Well that's so wrong on so many levels. much love and mad respect,
me
me
