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Stiff on the Sofa

Why is it always my cock
that has to wake up your pussy?

Just once in a while
you could bite my nipples
and gently slide your finger
half way in while I'm sleeping
You don't have to be scared
about waking me
after all
I'm only dreaming about you
bouncing around
jiggling and moaning
on top
beads of sweat
flying off your hair
the way you did
that time the neighbours complained
and started banging the wall
on both sides

And so what
if it ain't Saturday night
we can throw a sickie
take a shudder in the shower
then soak the sheets all day long

If you don't
I'll only be jerking off at work
There's a sassy new secretary
fresh out of high school
doesn't wear panties
dresses in tin foil
looking for oil in her can...

Now where you going?
Can't you take a joke!
Don't you know the only thing
that gets stiff on the sofa
round here these days
is my neck?