Strip Clubs

So, I'm talking to a friend of mine, that used to do porn and dance topless. And asked me, if I ever went to a strip club. Of course, I have, but I don't get the allure of strip clubs. So, you go to a club, watch some ladies dance, in front of men. She takes her clothes off, does a shake and a jiggle. You get happy, pay for a private show. She takes you to a room, dances for you. You get to see breasts, and booty in your face. Then it's over. So, you paid for a woman to turn you on, get you hard and leave. You can do that, at home. Here's the breakdown.
Single guys: invite a woman over, buy alcohol, and weed, if y'all smoke. Play some music. You make your move, she either passes out, or its "time of the month". Or she just gave it up, to the guy, whose spot you picked her up from, and she said it was her uncle.
Married man: you plan a romantic nite. Dinner, music and a bath. Your wife has that sexy lingerie, on. You get excited and hard. Then,,,,,,, the baby wakes up, and you or her, have to put the baby back to sleep. The only reason, I see a dude going to a strip club and spending money, on a woman that he can't have. Yo wife or girlfriend. Must be uglier, then one of Morgan Freeman's mole's. She must be as big, as one of the ladies, on. My 600lb life. Yo woman or man, is so boring. You listen to stripper music, to get you ready for boredom. Ijs.