ALIEN ABDUCTION

 Abducted by aliens, my wife and my friend
teleportedly taken away
and it keeps happening again and again
in fact almost every day

and when they’re returned by these off-planet freaks
after hours and hours of tests
my friend is exhausted, all flushed in the cheeks
and my wife’s to worn out to have sex

But something kept nagging the back of my mind
what it was I couldn’t quite tell
till a detour brought me an out-worldly find
the alien space ship motel

Now,  Your Honor,  I’ve told you time and again
“the aliens” abducted my wife and my friend