What I Do

Roses are red, and
Violets are blue.
When I'm in my bedroom,
You know what I do.

With my pants pulled down,
And the covers pulled up.
The lights are off,
And my computer lights up.

With myself in one hand,
And my laptop in the other.
I get to work,
Learning to love my monster.

The volumes turned on,
But quiet you see.
I don't want my neighbours,
To know that it's me!