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GIRL AND CAR
GIRL AND CAR
(Commentary on practice of car models being portrayed for promotional purposes in proximity to scanty-clad female human models.)
A nubile girl in a bikini,
Leaning upon a Lamborghini,
Sums up men’s two greatest obsessions
(Or what they might call their ‘possessions’),
Appealing to drives of competition,
Sex, and material acquisition.
Subtext: If you acquire this fast car,
With the sexiest girls you will go far.
However, I’m content in my Morris Minor
And my comfy wife of many years’ vagina!
(Commentary on practice of car models being portrayed for promotional purposes in proximity to scanty-clad female human models.)
A nubile girl in a bikini,
Leaning upon a Lamborghini,
Sums up men’s two greatest obsessions
(Or what they might call their ‘possessions’),
Appealing to drives of competition,
Sex, and material acquisition.
Subtext: If you acquire this fast car,
With the sexiest girls you will go far.
However, I’m content in my Morris Minor
And my comfy wife of many years’ vagina!
Published 16th Aug 2016
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17th Aug 2016 1:46am
The depth of Solomon's wisdom as to the chemistry between the sexes never fails to amaze me.
Yet another good example.
Yet another good example.
17th Aug 2016 9:08pm
This was written at least 4 years ago, from point of view of a happily married older man in no hurry to acquire new models of cars or women. (For non British, the Morris Minor was a brand of family car produced between the late 1940s-early 1960s - a few are still on our roads.)
15th Oct 2023 8:07pm
