The Spermiest of Tales

The epididymis is a tortuously coiled structure topping the testis, and it receives immature sperm from the testis and stores it several days.  
 
This is where our story begins,
the race of two sperm cells
to an unexpecting egg.
 
Standing "erect", waiting in the epididymis, they heard a wind beneath their knees,
and they began to spread out their legs and swim the way of the strong current,
beginning at first the best of friends,
Joshua and Jeremiah.
 
Jeremiah was undoubtingly the better swimmer of the two.
He was a major athlete at Scrotum University
while Joshua only received participation awards in the names of STDs.
 
They forcefully pass from the tail of the epididymis into the deferent duct,
and Joshua is far behind.  
He says, "I've got no chance against you, Jeremi."
So his competitor got a "big head" (see what I'm doing there, cock jokes, jokes about cocks) and slowed down, giving Joshua time to creep up on him in the deferent duct spermatic chord.
 
"You're such a dick." Jeremiah called.
Smiling, "I've lived in one my entire life!"
 
Joshua began to swim faster, but Jeremiah outsped him again and into the pelvic cavity, over the ureter to the prostate behind the bladder.  
"You hear that noise, Josh? I'm about to be EJACULATED."  
 
"Wait, Jeremiah, wait."
At the end of the penis, Jeremiah stood and stopped patronizingly.
"Is there more to life than trying to reach the egg?"
And Josh walks up to him. Jeremiah shoots, "No, that's crazy talk!"
 
"Maybe our lives are more than that.
I hear in the North, they barely ever have babies.
Little teenage pregnancy, and the sperm just get to lie around and watch the sex show. I mean sex nonstop, those Yanks."
 
A moving as swift as an earthquake began to happen,
and Joshua pushes his friend
through the urethra.
 
He  
found himself falling.
"Have I reached the vagina? Gosh I've only seen it in pictures!" Jeremiah proposed out loud as he slipt into a place between the bodies.
 
Joshua laughed from the opening of the urethra.
 
For all of our readers that are confused about the current plot, there is a technique that some "men" or "immature dufuses", as we like to call them, use to have sex without a condom, the quick draw.
 
Joshua looked down to where Jeremiah had landed, heckled him as he died a Caesarian death, and Joshua leaped into the big furry thing out in front of him becoming covered in the wonderful mucus of the cervix as a rite of passage.  
Oh, the cervix!
His competition was gone,
and someone was pregnant in nine months.
 
Moral of the story: if you don't want to have a baby,  
don't have sex with an idiot.
End of class.
Home work: draw fallopian tubes.